Guess where we are on this chilly Valentine’s Day…sunny Florida, baby! And by “we”, I mean me & my mother. Poor Brian and the kids, I feel just terrible. Absolutely, almost, but not quite, terrible.
Today, I’m doing a re-post from last year’s Valentine’s because:
1. It’s probably new to you
2. It’s chock full of valuable ideas
and 3. The shit I had to do to leave this godforsaken Polar Vortex took up all of my writing time. Seriously, 14 inches of snow yesterday- I may never come back.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
It’s Valentine’s Day and, if you’re anything like me, you’ve already spent a shitload of money this month on eating out, hair foils, and Girl Scout cookies. So when I asked Brian what he wanted for Valentine’s, his response was “For you not to spend any more money.” Hmm, toughy.
I’m not overly romantic (hell, I traded my engagement diamond in for a bigger one and I totally forgot where I put my wedding dress until I came across it when we moved) but I do like to acknowledge the holidays. So I started thinking “what would my husband like that wouldn’t cost any real money?”
Today, I’m going to give you 3 FREE Valentine ideas that your husband will love without costing you a dime. I suggest that you present each gift as a personally photographed card, and print it on whatever recylced paper you might have laying around- like the back of your marriage certificate. (I used www.picmonkey.com to edit my photos, free and easy)
*Notice, I continue to be a source of inspiration to you by sharing my own personal photos
Idea #1 – Shave your legs: Because nothing screams “special occassion” like having lady legs.
My card:
Idea #2 – Dinner: Because not having to forage for food is a real turn on for men.
Idea #3 – Sex – Because…you don’t need a ‘because’. Men are simple. In fact, you could probably make this Idea #1 and forget the rest.
(yes, that’s really my nightie. and yes, I was as stunned as you when I found it in my drawer)
Because I’ve committed myself to shaved legs, dinner, and sex, I went out and got a vitamin E shot in preparation, and I suggest you do the same…thank god this trifecta only happens once a year.
Looking for a special PERSONALIZED GIFT? Check out www.GiftsForYouNow.com for awesome ideas.
