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Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday! I review a white wine! Can you believe it?!

It’s that time of the week again! If you’ve been keeping up with me, you know that I’ve been reviewing only red wines lately because of my low carb diet. Well guess what? After my trips to Turks & Caicos and Madeira Beach, FL, my body is chock full of sugar and carbs! So I said to myself “Candy Ass (positive self-talk), you might as well indulge in a white wine before picking your fat ass off the floor (negative self-talk)and low-carbing it again”.

So that’s what I did.

Estancia Chardonnay, Monterey 2011 – $11.99

Winemaker’s Notes: “Chardonnay is made from grapes grown in our Pinnacles vineyard on the western flanks of the Gavilan Mountains in Monterey County. In this up-and-coming region, the cool climate and sandy, well-drained soils keep yields low and fruit intensity high. The cool Monterey climate accompanied by a long growing season produced a ripe, mouthfilling Chardonnay. Subtle oak accentuates bright fruit. A rich, fruity bouquet and soft, creamy texture of this Chardonnay result from combining the best attributes of barrel and tank fermentation.”

Kim’s Notes: “Oh, yeah! You won’t last long, my refreshing little friend.”

The moment this golden liquid (the color of straw, or diluted urine) touched my lips, I knew I would love it forever and ever. In fact, we’re getting married and he’s taking me to Monterey County for our honeymoon to see where he was born. What he doesn’t know is that I’m going to drink his whole damn family. Shhh.

On my first sip, I detected notes of pear, pineapple, vanilla, and butter. Mmm, it smelled delicious, almost like a warm perfume that I’d want to lick off my own neck. I’m actually wearing it right now, and I wish my tongue was longer.

By my third glass, I got out of bed, headed to the kitchen, and started thinking about which foods would pair well with my new love. Based on my limited pantry, here’s what I’ve come up with: popcorn, turkey jerky, Fig Newtons, croutons, cereal fruit bars, strawberry Pop Rocks, and salt & vinegar flavored crickets.

I’m just kidding guys…everyone know strawberries go better with Cabernet.

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Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday! I review a white wine! Can you believe it?!

It’s that time of the week again! If you’ve been keeping up with me, you know that I’ve been reviewing only red wines lately because of my low carb diet. Well guess what? After my trips to Turks & Caicos and Madeira Beach, FL, my body is chock full of sugar and carbs! So I said to myself “Candy Ass (positive self-talk), you might as well indulge in a white wine before picking your fat ass off the floor (negative self-talk)and low-carbing it again”.

So that’s what I did.

Estancia Chardonnay, Monterey 2011 – $11.99

Winemaker’s Notes: “Chardonnay is made from grapes grown in our Pinnacles vineyard on the western flanks of the Gavilan Mountains in Monterey County. In this up-and-coming region, the cool climate and sandy, well-drained soils keep yields low and fruit intensity high. The cool Monterey climate accompanied by a long growing season produced a ripe, mouthfilling Chardonnay. Subtle oak accentuates bright fruit. A rich, fruity bouquet and soft, creamy texture of this Chardonnay result from combining the best attributes of barrel and tank fermentation.”

Kim’s Notes: “Oh, yeah! You won’t last long, my refreshing little friend.”

The moment this golden liquid (the color of straw, or diluted urine) touched my lips, I knew I would love it forever and ever. In fact, we’re getting married and he’s taking me to Monterey County for our honeymoon to see where he was born. What he doesn’t know is that I’m going to drink his whole damn family. Shhh.

On my first sip, I detected notes of pear, pineapple, vanilla, and butter. Mmm, it smelled delicious, almost like a warm perfume that I’d want to lick off my own neck. I’m actually wearing it right now, and I wish my tongue was longer.

By my third glass, I got out of bed, headed to the kitchen, and started thinking about which foods would pair well with my new love. Based on my limited pantry, here’s what I’ve come up with: popcorn, turkey jerky, Fig Newtons, croutons, cereal fruit bars, strawberry Pop Rocks, and salt & vinegar flavored crickets.

I’m just kidding guys…everyone know strawberries go better with Cabernet.

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Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday! Josh Cellars

It’s that time of the week! Today’s wine…

 

Josh Cellars Cabernet Sauvignon 2011- $12.99

Winemaker’s Notes: “Rich, aromatic dark fruits and baking spices delight the nose, yielding fresh plum and blackberry fruit, violet, dried fig, vanilla bean and Chinese Five-Spice. The wine is juicy with the plum and blackberry flavors prominent, layered with smoky and sappy maple wood, roasted almonds and hazelnuts, finishing long with fine, firm tannins.”

Kim’s Notes: “Mmm, as balanced as my mood after eating copious amounts of sugary carbs.”

This wine paired wonderfully with my favorite Eggplant Pizza and those five handfuls of chocolate chips that I ate directly from the bag. However, it was not compatible with being informed of my husband’s upcoming business trip…I detected a sourness when swallowing that news.

The flavors that I noticed were NOT Chinese Five-Spice, Mr. winemaker, (WTF? Are these chicken wings or something?), but rather berry and chocolate. It’s like Fruit Loops and Cocoa Puffs had a baby, and then they squished that baby until all of its red juices came running out. Yum!…if that visual doesn’t make you want to run out and buy it, what will?

Mid-tasting, Brian came strolling through the kitchen to find me drawing lewd pictures of a Fruit Loop and Cocoa Puff having sex- it was intercereal and it. was. beautiful! Closing his eyes, and my notebook, he suggested that I might want to approach this a little more professionally, “Maybe focus on the flavors detected on your palate?”

After wiping the “la di freakin da” taste out of my mouth, I took a sip, smacked my lips together, and declared (sounding like Patrick Star), “I detect light tannins upfront” sip, smack smack smack “It’s very smooth on the mid palate” sip, smack smack smack “and a tang just hit the back of my throat”, at which point Brian choked on his lemon water. Now who wasn’t being professional?

I would definitely recommend this wine, it’s subtle, fruity yet warm, and smooth…just like me (except my legs…my legs are rarely smooth).

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Cheapo Wino Wednesday! Berry nice to meet you!

I’m sorry, I failed you by not posting my Cheapo Wino review sooner. I know you sit around all week, waiting for my inexpensive alcohol recommendations that you’ve come to almost count on. You’re pissed, I get it. It won’t happen again*.

*That’s such a lie, it totally will.

 

Anywhoo- I went to the liquor store on Tuesday and asked the guy behind the counter “So, what do a lot of people buy?” (Yeah, that’s pretty much my research- it drives Brian crazy). Then I added, “Oh, and it has to be under $15. Oh, and it has to be red. Oh, and um, I’d prefer it not be Cabernet, I need something different.” and I went on “You see, I’m compiling a database of cheap wines under $15. But I’m on this low carb diet so I’m avoiding all whites right now.”

 

I hate to sound paranoid, but I could have sworn I saw him roll his eyes at me. But who knows, I was too distracted by all the clicking sounds and “gun to the head” gestures he was making, to know for sure.

 

After thinking it over for all of 2 seconds, he shoved a Pinot Noir in my face…and thankfully not up my ass.

Hahn Estates California Pinot Noir 2011 – $13.99

Winemaker’s Notes: The Hahn Winery 2011 Pinot Noir comes out of the gate with aromas of fresh mixed berries and dark cherries leading to hints of lavender, violets and a touch of cassis. This is an exceptionally balanced wine with good acidity whose flavors are given structure by a light touch of caramelized oak.

 

Kim’s Notes: “I’m pretty sure it was good.”

See, I remember liking it but I didn’t take extensive notes…I was too busy talking. Go figure.

The next day I looked at my pathetic notepad and saw this:

 

Fruity- Berry nice to meet you! Orange you glad you bought me?

Smooth- like my legs after waxing

Balanced- unlike my hormone levels

Touch of smoke- Virginia Slims not Pall Malls

 

What the hell am I suppose to do with that? Right? Anyway, I’m going to go ahead and give this a thumbs up. How’s that for a ringing endorsement?

 

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