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Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday

April 9, 2014 Written by One Classy Motha

As you may know, I simply adore oaky chardonnays which, according to fou-fou wine forums, pretty much makes me the white trash of the wine world. Ok, maybe not “loves white Zinfandel” or pronounces Merlot as “Mer-LOT” wine trash, but wine trash none-the-less. Well guess what? They can suck it!

Today, I give to you my current fave…muirwood

Muirwood Chardonnay Arroyo Seco, 2012 – $12.99

 

Winemaker’s Notes: 

 A full-bodied Chardonnay with a generous helping of Golden Delicious apple and buttered pear flavors. Savory and delicious on its own; an apple-stuffed pork loin would be an ideal food pairing.

 

Liquor World forum reviews: 

“When Chardonnay comes to mind people generally think of medium/light bodied wines that don’t have overbearing tastes. This wine just has way to strong an Oak taste and is not an overall satisfying taste for most drinkers.” – Polar Vortex   Too strong an oak taste? Oak taste not satisfying for most drinkers? SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE, Polar Vortex! You (and the weather you were named after) can go to Hell.

“I don’t know why the words citrus or tropical are in the description, but if you like a heavier fully bodied chardonnay, this one is worth a try and won’t break the bank. It has a very nice finish that doesn’t leave you wanting a glass of water later, but rather you are content with the flavor of the wine lingering on your pallet.  Usually, I enjoy a white wine but then find myself getting something else to drink later.” – Cab Clown I was right there with you, Cab Clown…but when you got to the part about drinking water instead of wine, quite frankly, I became disoriented and confused. I also felt some anger surfacing.

“You know I almost hate to do this cause when you hit a winner like Muirwood Chardonnay Arroyo Seco you almost want to keep it hush hush it’s THAT GOOD. Kim Crawford used to be my go to Char in the 10 buck club but not now. ~~Waves~~ good bye to Kimmy.”  – AdMan  Oh SNAP, AdMan! Don’t let the door hit you in the ass, Kimmy.

 

Kim’s Notes: Plump, smooth, and round…everything I imagine an Italian mother to be.

Unlike Polar Vortex, I didn’t find the oak taste to be overbearing.  In fact, I loved it IN SPITE of it not having a super oaky flavor. This is the kind of wine you could drink all night…until you realize that the bottle’s almost gone, so then you cork it and put the last 2 ounces back in the refrigerator just so you can tell yourself “If I had a drinking problem, I would have finished it.” You can trust me on this, I’ve sampled it A LOT.

Pairs well with pork rinds and menstrual cramps.

 
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Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday

January 15, 2014 Written by One Classy Motha

Before I begin, let me remind you that my liquor buds are still recovering from Thursday night’s debacle, and may not be 100% reliable. In fact, I didn’t even feel like drinking last night…but I did it anyway. The things I do for you.

angrove

Angove Family Winemakers Red Belly Black Shiraz 2009 – $13.99

 

Winemaker’s Notes – Inky black with purple and garnet hues, this wine follows its lovely color with aromas of rich plum red currant and licorice together with spicy vanilla oak. The soft silky texture and fruit richness of the palate have great length and finish with exquisite mouth filling dark fruit flavors.

Kim’s Notes – Like Cherry NyQuil but without the “the night-time sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, so- you-can-rest” part.

Now for some people, NyQuil has become a lovely acquired taste, one that they associate with that warm and fuzzy feeling capable of rocking you gently to sleep despite piercing cries of “Mommmmmy! Billy pooped on the floor again!” Those people might actually LOVE this wine. Not me. One drop and I looked like a cartoon character who’s accidentally chugged a gallon of poison, all twitchy and gagging with foghorns coming out of my ass.

On a positive note, the winemaker was spot on with the whole “silky texture” and “mouth filling” comment…but I suppose you could say the same thing about a well executed Shit Pie.

Oh, and here’s the funny thing, I said to Brian “Never buy that wine again!”, then he said to me “I didn’t buy it, I thought you bought it.”

So to whoever brought it to my house and left it to die “STOP THAT!” The next time you decide to bring a bottle over here for my possible consumption, please check my very easy to find wine recommendation list first. (Am I an ungrateful bitch or what?)

*Can you believe, despite my bitching about the NyQuil flavor (licorishy – did I mention I hate black licorice?), I still had two glasses? Yes, I like to be thorough.

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Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday…on Thursday

January 2, 2014 Written by One Classy Motha

C’mon, did you really think I’d spend New Years Eve sipping a cheap wine, or better yet, have the sobriety to write a review about it? If you answered “yes”, then you’re an optimistic fool that has a high (and totally unfounded) opinion of me. And I like you. You make me want to be a better person.

Moving on.

Today’s cheap ass wine is….

 gouguenheim

 
Gouguenheim,Valle Escondido , Cabernet Sauvignon, 2012 – $8.95

Wine Makers Notes – Deep ruby color with purple hints. Classic Cabernet Sauvignon with aromas of black fruits, spices and a hint of vanilla scented oak. A range of layered flavors including chocolate and spice, leading into a long finish.

 

Kim’s Notes – “Smooth and Plump” – not unlike my legs when they come out of winter hibernation and are given their first shave of the season.

I was truly surprised at just how smooth this wine was, given its cheapo price-o tag-o.  However, you know I love me some deep oak flavor, and well, I can safely say “No oak trees were harmed in the making of this wine.” When the wine maker’s notes said “hint of vanilla scented oak” he wasn’t kidding! But that’s ok because this wine had such a nice finish, no tartness or shitty tang (I HATE tang), that I truly enjoyed sipping it while watching House Hunters International and daydreaming about moving to Dubai.

Gougenheim’s mellow nature and rounded mouth feel remind me of a nice Pinot Noir. But then again, what do I really know about wine?

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Cheapo Wino Wednesday! A Spanish Red Blend

December 4, 2013 Written by One Classy Motha

I’m back, baby! No, my bronchitis isn’t totally gone, but I think I’m at the point where you can trust my palate again…well, in a general ballpark kinda way. So let’s get to it!

 
P.S.- I’m a sucker for a cute label.

2011 Mad Dogs and Englishmen– $12.99

A red blend: 60% Carignan 20% Shiraz 20% Tempranillo 100% YUM

 

Wine Maker’s Notes: Crimson in color, the bright raspberry nose offers hints of clove and pepper. Rich flavors of ripe black fruits are followed by notes of vanilla and cinnamon leading to a long, smooth finish.

Is that description a little BLAH or what? I like this guy’s better:

Dave at www.cheapwinefinder.com: The color is a dark, intense, but see-thru crimson red. The nose is muted, some raspberry, a slight whiff of barnyard, a touch of brewing tea, a little oak spice. This is a full bodied, dark and very dry wine. It tastes of blackberry, dried strawberry, herbal tea, a dry sensation from the oak (not too much, but it is there), dark bitter chocolate. The mid palate brings a little jammy raspberry, vanilla and cedar plank. The tannins are stiff, but subded and the acidity is balanced. The finish is full and long.

Back up a second…did Dave just say “a slight whiff of barnyard”? Barnyard? Is that even a descripty thing? Well, shit, if Dave can do it…

Kim’s Notes: The color is a nice iron-rich shade of blood, bordering just on the edge of coagulation. When inhaling, I found my nose to need blowing. Once it was clear, I detected a hint of spicy Elmer’s glue, a shitload of rasp/straw/blue/cran/berry, spackled drywall, and an earthiness found only in the eastern region of my basement. The mid palate, like my front and back palate, tasted the wine too. This is a complex wine which will mellow considerably after breathing and receiving 7-10 therapy sessions. I really enjoyed this wine and recommend drinking it now because waiting is stupid.

 

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