I’m sorry, I failed you by not posting my Cheapo Wino review sooner. I know you sit around all week, waiting for my inexpensive alcohol recommendations that you’ve come to almost count on. You’re pissed, I get it. It won’t happen again*.
*That’s such a lie, it totally will.
Anywhoo- I went to the liquor store on Tuesday and asked the guy behind the counter “So, what do a lot of people buy?” (Yeah, that’s pretty much my research- it drives Brian crazy). Then I added, “Oh, and it has to be under $15. Oh, and it has to be red. Oh, and um, I’d prefer it not be Cabernet, I need something different.” and I went on “You see, I’m compiling a database of cheap wines under $15. But I’m on this low carb diet so I’m avoiding all whites right now.”
I hate to sound paranoid, but I could have sworn I saw him roll his eyes at me. But who knows, I was too distracted by all the clicking sounds and “gun to the head” gestures he was making, to know for sure.
After thinking it over for all of 2 seconds, he shoved a Pinot Noir in my face…and thankfully not up my ass.
Hahn Estates California Pinot Noir 2011 – $13.99
Winemaker’s Notes: The Hahn Winery 2011 Pinot Noir comes out of the gate with aromas of fresh mixed berries and dark cherries leading to hints of lavender, violets and a touch of cassis. This is an exceptionally balanced wine with good acidity whose flavors are given structure by a light touch of caramelized oak.
Kim’s Notes: “I’m pretty sure it was good.”
See, I remember liking it but I didn’t take extensive notes…I was too busy talking. Go figure.
The next day I looked at my pathetic notepad and saw this:
Fruity- Berry nice to meet you! Orange you glad you bought me?
Smooth- like my legs after waxing
Balanced- unlike my hormone levels
Touch of smoke- Virginia Slims not Pall Malls
What the hell am I suppose to do with that? Right? Anyway, I’m going to go ahead and give this a thumbs up. How’s that for a ringing endorsement?