2011 Oyster Bay Pinot Noir – $12.99
Winemaker’s Notes: Oyster Bay Marlborough Pinot Noir is elegant cool climate pinot noir at its best. Fragrant, soft and flavourful with aromas of ripe cherries and sweet fruit tannins that provide structure and length.
Kim’s Notes: I’m going to make this one relatively short. Ana has her first day of preschool tomorrow and, seeing as day drinking is frowned upon, I want to quickly settle down tonight, in my bed, with a martini to celebrate in anticipation. And being that we just got back from “Meet the Teacher” night, I’m inspired to present my review in bad Dr. Seuss style. Enjoy.
Oyster Bay
I do not like Oyster Bay
I would not drink it any day
I do not like it
not one little bit
I do not like it
I wanted to spit
Would you drink it in a glass?
I would not drink it in a glass
I would not drink it, it tastes like ass
I do not like this Oyster Bay
I do not like it any way.
Would you drink it in a bar?
Would you drink it in a car?
I would not drink it in a bar
I would not drink it in a car
I would not drink it in a glass
I would not drink it, it tastes like ass
I do not like Oyster Bay
I do not like it any way.
Would you drink it in a park?
Would you drink it after dark?
Not in a park
Not after dark
Not in a car
Not in a bar
I would not drink it in a glass
I would not drink it, it tastes like ass
I do not like Oyster bay
I do not like it any way
Would you, could you
if your day was bad?
I would not, could not
if my day was bad!
Would you, could you
if it’s all you had?
WTF do you mean, if it’s all I had?
I’ll tell you what…
I would so, could so
crush your spine
If you did so, done so
drank all my good wine!
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