I did it! I was up all night working with algorithms, collating numbers, and cursing those of you that are hairless…and I did it! I present to you, the FOS (Frequency Of Shaving) results from your comments.
*I excluded the lucky bitches that are either naturally hairless or had laser surgery done. La dee freakin da. I’m bitter.
*I realize that there are many modalities of learning, so I’m presenting the data in various forms.
Here it is in the traditional Pie Chart format
and then we have the non-tradition, but equally effective Thigh Chart
and for those of you confused by charts, numbers, or anything not explained by Caillou’s dad:
More people are like this…
than this…
or this…
A big thank you goes out to all that participated!…even the over-achievers that tried to screw up my hypothesis. Luckily, there were enough slackers like me to outweigh you.
P.S. After working on this last night, I dreamt that I was wandering around the mall looking for a razor so I could shave my legs. Do you know how hard it is to find a store in the mall that sells razors? Hard, even in dreams.
I hope to see you all tomorrow for Free Advice Friday, where I’ll solve your problems with honesty (that’s a lie), integrity (not really), and respect (depends on the kind of day I’m having). Have you submitted your question yet? No? Click here.
