Carnivor, Cabernet Sauvignon, 2011 – $13.00

Winemaker’s notes: This spectacular red has everything you expect in a great bottle of wine and something you don’t, the high price. Just loaded with inky, tooth staining Cabernet fruit, soft tannins and great spice and chocolate notes.

Kim Notes: The name alone made me want to suck it down with a hunk of raw cow while wearing an animal skin bra and a necklace made of bleached bones. But seeing as I don’t eat red meat, nor live in Bedrock, I settled for a baked potato and yoga pants.

Guess what? I think I’ve found One Classy Motha’s “Bargain Wine of the Year”! WOO-HOO!!! CONFETTI EVERYWHERE! *Not to be a downer, but keep in mind that it’s only January 8th.

Let me just say, for an inexpensive wine, Carnivore is smooth, rich, deep, luscious, and so dark that I guarantee your dental hygienist will hate it! Honestly- think black teeth and a not so flattering wine mustache. Worth it!

I totally owe Brian for this find! Thank you, Brian!

He’s so good to me! Every time he goes to the liquor store for his expensive microbrews, he never fails to bring me back some cheap ass wine. How many wives can say that? Not many, I bet.

Run, don’t walk, maybe drive, to the nearest liquor store for this love-in-a-bottle, today!

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