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Free Advice Friday! How’s your rack?

Dear Kim,

I’ll start off by telling you that I think I might have a mom-crush on you. I just came across your blog and I really appreciate all of your worldly advice.

As for my question: My husband and I seem to be having a bit of trouble with our wine rack that was given to us as a wedding gift a few years ago. I think it is defective but I’ve been unsuccessful with my troubleshooting attempts. The problem is, no matter how many bottles we put in it, it doesn’t seem to hold the wine for more than a few days. I’m really at my wit’s end here, as I’m sure you can imagine. Any advice?

Thanks

Whiny Wino

 

Dear Whiny,

A mom-crush?! I am sooo blushing right now! Of course, it could be my rosacea acting up again, but I’m pretty sure it’s because of you!

Whiny, by “no matter how many bottles we put in it, it doesn’t seem to hold the wine for more than a few days”, I assume you mean you’re drinking it too quickly. Well, testify, sister, testify!!! Luckily, I can help!

At one time, my wine rack looked like this:

…a pathetic cabinet of rotating bottle loneliness.

Side note: The top wine was a gift from my wonderful brother-in-law, Kevin and his lovely wife, Stacy. The bottom wine was brought to book club by Renee. Renee was reassigned to Chips & Dips.

But my current wine rack is quite a display! It’s always filled and ready for the parrr-tay! …or so it would appear.

 

How to keep your wine rack full.

 

Step 1: Purchase your wine and carefully transport it home.

You do have an old car seat dedicated to wine bottle transportation, right?

 

Step 2: Using your Baby Bjorn (make sure the leg holes are sewn shut), carefully carry the bottles into the house, gently kiss each bottle, then choose which one you’ll sacrifice first. I like to sing “I’m a Little Wine Bottle” during this process:

It’s a very spiritual scene.

Step 3: Drink it.

 

Step 4: Refill your now empty wine bottle with cranberry juice or water & food coloring.

 

Step 5: Replace the cork as deeply as you can and cut off the remaining cork. Trust me, those corks are a bitch to get it back in.

 

Step 6: Color the top of the cork with a Sharpie. I recommend buying them in a variety of colors so you can match the original foil color.

 

Step 7: Gently slide the bottle back into your wine rack! TADA! A full wine rack through the art of winodermy!

Winodermy- You know how you had your taxidermist stuff your beloved, deceased dog, then sat him next to the kitchen table so it feels like he’s still alive and begging every time you eat your pizza (because pizza was his favorite)? Well, it’s a lot like that but with wine.

 

Whiny, I hope I was able to help you!

But if you meant that your wine rack was actually broken…throw that shit out! You wouldn’t let your child sleep in a recalled crib, so why on earth would you take chances with your wine?

 

Your friend in wine,

Kim

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Tips for Tuesday! Upcycling for Cheapo Winos!

Today’s tip is for the Cheapo Wino that has everything…except the ability to water his or her plants with any consistency during the hot summer months.

Last summer, I relied heavily on those Aqua Globe things to keep my potted plants alive, and they worked great (when I remembered to refill them).

But when I pulled them out this year, they were all broken. Wah, wah, waah. I went online to buy more but “ouch!”, they’re kinda expensive.

So I got to thinking, “Candy Ass (positive self-talk), you’re pretty clever. Can’t you create something from materials found around the house?”

And then it hit me! Of course! I’ll make use of my most abundant and natural resource, empty wine bottles!

 

How to make Cheapo Wino Plant Bottles

 

Supplies

empty wine bottle

cork

drill w/ a drill bit (about 7/32)

straw

pliers

screwdriver

scissors

a plant likely to die under your care

Directions

1. Hold the corkscrew in place with the pliers, then drill all the way through the cork.

 

2. Insert a screwdriver into the hole to clear out cork debris. Insert the straw into the cork.

 

3. Fill wine bottle with water and put the cork in the bottle (with the straw sticking out…duh). Cut the straw down so that it extends about 3 inches.

 

4. Use the screwdriver to dig a deep hole into the plant’s soil. Invert wine bottle and insert. Be careful NOT to bend the straw.

 

5. Watch the plant thrive!…or possibly die*

*I’ve only been using this for about 5 minutes. It could go either way.

 

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