پاکستان میں Mostbet com ویب سائٹ ملاحظہ کریں، اور آپ یقینی طور پر کھیلوں پر شرط لگانے یا آن لائن کیسینو میں کھیلنے کے لیے یہاں واپس آنا چاہیں گے۔ کھیلوں کے شائقین کو ایونٹس کے ایک بڑے انتخاب، مختلف پروموشنز اور بونسز، مفت بیٹس، مفت گھماؤ اور زیادہ مشکلات تک رسائی حاصل ہے۔ اور کھیل کو مزید آسان بنانے کے لیے، ہم نے ایک موبائل ایپلیکیشن تیار کی ہے جسے آپ آسانی سے اپنے فون پر انسٹال کر سکتے ہیں۔

And this is why I shouldn’t own scissors.

Brian kept making comments all week about the recent haircut I gave our darling Ana. Ok, I might sorta agree that her bangs were a tiny bit severe, but I didn’t think it looked that bad. But his jokes were relentless and it was starting to piss me off.

So on Sunday, after his 50th “Have you seen window head?”, I annoyingly grabbed a pair of scissors, waved them around, and softly sang, “Oh Ana, where are you?”

I might have looked a little crazy.

Brian: No no no…just leave it alone. You’ll only make it worse.

Me: No I won’t. I can totally blend her bangs in. I just didn’t have the time before.

Brian: I’m sorry I said anything. Really, please, just don’t.

Me: Fine, I won’t.

I put the scissors back and waited for Brian go upstairs. Then I quietly pulled the scissors back out and found Ana watching Scooby Doo.

Me: Ana, mommy’s going to fix your hair while you watch TV, ok?

Ana: Ok.

And that’s where it went wrong. So very very wrong.

It must have been an exciting edition of Scooby Doo because, as I was about to make a very professional cut that would have pulled the whole look together, she jumped up and…oops.


Ruh Roh, Shaggy.

I tried fixing the look by cutting some more, and more, and more, and more…and oh god, someone please stop me!

It wasn’t until I heard the voices say “Shaving her head would probably even this out…” that I threw the scissors down and scurried away to the closest corner.

It appears that I inadvertently created a new style that I like to call “Ultra Bangs”. Unlike regular bangs, which stop at the temple, Ultra Bangs say “Why stop there? Let’s take this shit all the way to the ears!”

FYI- Ultra Bangs are a bad look.

Ana saw the alarm on my face and knew that I had done something terrible. She got up, looked in the mirror, and then snapped. Next thing I know, she’s crawling around the floor like an animal (one with an awful haircut), grabbing tiny clumps of hair and slapping them to her forehead while screaming “Put it back! I want it back!” over & over again.

We were a sight, me sitting in the corner biting my nails, and her manically collecting hair like her little social life depended on it (it did).

Pull it together, Kim.

I knew, as her mother, it was my job to help her accept this new, cruel reality, which was…she was now a mullet child who would be home schooled until her bangs grew back in.

Shit! I can’t even find time to get a mani/pedi, now I gotta home school?

After we both accepted our new lots in life, I gently rocked her in my arms, while stroking her choppy hair and muttering “Pretty girl, Pretty girl, who’s mommy’s pretty girl?”

She wouldn’t answer.

 

 

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