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Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday! Hacienda Chardonnay 2011

 

Hacienda 2011 Chardonnay -$8.99

TheWineryOnline.com Notes – Bright yellow-gold color. Aromas of butter-cream and hints of freshly cut grass. Mid-palate opens with lots of butter-cream and hint of apple. The oak is well integrated and finish is smooth and silky. Food pairing: Salmon, Fried Chicken, Pasta w/ lemon-garlic sauce.

 

Kim’s Notes – “My Hacienda’s a rockin’, so don’t come a knockin’!”

Let me tell you how Hacienda and I met. It’s a boring story, but one that I can make interesting with a picture of Brian.

So Brian and I went to dinner at this new restaurant down the street. The menu looked great, but our waiter was a bumbling mess- no really, a mess. I swear it was his first night waiting tables…anywhere. No biggie, as long as he put the orders in correctly. And at least he wasn’t cooking.

Then it was time to order dessert, and dessert is serious business for us.

Me: Can we have the flourless chocolate cake but without the raspberry sauce? Can you substitute it with chocolate sauce?

Waiter: So you don’t want chocolate sauce?

Me: No, I don’t want raspberry sauce.

Waiter: Ok, so NO sauce.

Me: No, I want sauce, but can it be chocolate sauce?

Waiter: Ok, no raspberry sauce but you want chocolate sauce?

Me: Yes! (yelled way too excitedly). Or if the chef has ganache, could he use that? Could you ask him?

Waiter: Ganche? Sure. And don’t worry, I’m preparing it myself!

BOOM!

P.S. this was Brian’s honest to god reaction, I had my phone ready.

We ended up with chocolate sauce, not ganache. At least it wasn’t raspberry.

After dinner, we walked over to the wine store because they were having a tasting and tasting things is sorta my “thang”.

Apparently, the chocolate martini and glass of wine from dinner were kicking in because Brian said I pointed out my favorite bottle of wine like 3 times (Louis Martini, Cab. Napa, 2009). Then I asked the owner to select wines for me, specifically for my Cheapo Wino reviews. And as I stared into my wine fridge last night, it seems that Hacienda was one of them.

And that’s how Hacienda and I met.

Can I just tell you how lucky I feel?! It’s like going home with a guy one drunken night and finding out in the morning that he’s the man of your dreams- rarely happens (or so I’m told).

My formal review: I detected a slight twang when it initially touched my palate, but that was followed by a warm, oaky goodness that bitch slapped the encroaching apple flavor away. Mmm mmm. This wine pairs well with chocolate chips, microwave popcorn, and pork – or my favorite, chick flicks and an empty stomach.

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Tips for Tuesday! Try it before you buy it!

Today marks the first day of our family’s stay-cation! We’ve never actually taken a “vacation” where you drive around your house looking for interesting things to do. All of our car trips usually land us in the Costco parking lot, so I’m not sure if I’m capable of planning this right. Here’s what I have so far:

Day 1: Car shopping for Brian.

Day 2: We’ll strip the kids of all electronics, watch the detox set in, then send them on an 8 hr. tour of a working Amish farm.

Day 3: Visit local pet shops instead of the zoo because the zoo is too far and I have an eyelash extension appointment at 6:30 pm.

Day 4: Hershey Park. We’ll eat our weight in chocolate then blissfully throw it up on various rides.

Day 5: Pitch a tent and camp in our yard…specifically in the part of our yard occupied by the family room. And by “tent” I mean pillow fort.

Day 6: Clean up the yard day. This is where they can really show off some of those awesome agricultural skills they learned on Day 2!

 

I’m still finalizing our matching stay-cation outfits which are totally necessary, they make it easier to find one another in a crowd, like at the car dealership’s “Fall Back Into Savings” sale event.

As Brian and I were preparing for Day 1 (car shopping), my “Try It Before You Buy It” tip came to mind. So today, I’m re-sharing it with you! Oh, and please leave me some stay-cation ideas of your own as we don’t have Day 7 planned yet. Trust me, my kids would be ever so grateful.

 

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I’m a firm believer of the old adage “try it before you buy it”, and I don’t care what it is. Ice cream shop, ask for a spoon. A wine bar, ask for a sip. A book store, read a chapter while sitting in their bathroom stall. A restaurant,…well, you can’t really ask the chef to prepare a bite for you (that would be weird), but what you can do is look around the restaurant for someone eating what you’re thinking of ordering, and ask for a taste. However, DO NOT take more than 1 bite, people get all possessive about their food.

Yesterday, I decided to head out to research some of our upcoming household purchases. We’re currently in need of a stainless steel refrigerator, some outdoor furniture, and a new toilet for the upstairs bathroom. By the way, Brian won’t agree with any of this. His motto is: If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. And if it is broke, learn to live without it.

So I bribed Ana with the promise of purchasing a “cooperation” toy, and we drove out toward Lowes. On our way there, I called Dominoes and ordered a pizza for delivery.

Pizza Guy: Your address?

Me: Lowes, the Outdoor Living department. Second table on your left.

That’s right, I ordered a pizza. Why, you ask? Because we love to spend our summer evenings eating outdoors, I rarely cook, and TRY IT BEFORE YOU BUY IT!

Ana and I both loved the look and feel of the tiles, however, I found that the uneven surface made my wine glass wobble a little bit, making me extremely uncomfortable. Granted, the customers gawking at us didn’t help. I bet this is how celebrities feel when they’re eating out.

After lunch we walked over to the appliance section to see if the leftover pizza and wine would fit in the stainless steel refrigerator that I had my eye on.

Damn it, the wine won’t fit. I guess it’s not meant to be GE.

 

HOLY SHIT! A dedicated wine holder! Wrap it up!

 

After eating and storing our food (and my wine) in our new fridge, it was time to check out the toilets.

Ana says “Urine for a real treat with this toilet seat! It’s Craptastic!”

 

It took her 5 toilets before she finally settled on this one- So remember, TRY IT BEFORE YOU BUY IT!

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The Weekend in Crappy Pics

Friday was my fifth and final day volunteering at a kid’s summer camp. All the proceeds go to charity, so I’m pretty sure my karma is back on the rise after the whole chef heart attack incident last month.

It was also Ana’s fifth day of wearing this dress:

Look at the shame.

She still bathes, she even changes her underwear, but then she shimmies her body into that same damn dirty dress! Brian’s just happy she’s over last week’s obsession…remember the “clown outfit”?

On Satuday, I walked into the kitchen and saw this on my counter top:

The hamster’s exercise ball.

I then had the following exchange with Brian:

 

Me: Why is the hamster’s ball on the counter top?

Brian: I had to wash it out because he peed and pooped in it.

Me: You didn’t use the kitchen sponge, did you?

Brian: Nope.

Brian:………..

Brian: But the soap would have killed any germs on the sponge anyway.

Me: Did you use the kitchen sponge?

Brian: Nope

Brian:………..

Brian: It’s time to throw that sponge out anyway.

Me: Did you use the kitchen sponge?

Brian: Nope.

Me: You didn’t use the dishtowel to dry it, did you?

Brian: Nope.

Brian:………..

Brian: But why would that matter? The ball was clean at that point anyway.

Me: Did you use the dishtowel to dry it?

Brian: Nope.

 

I got rid of the sponge and the dishtowel.

 

We also went to two birthday parties on Saturday, my wonderful mother-in-law’s and my good friend’s, but I decided not to write about them. I think we can all agree that that’s an awesome gift right there. Honestly, anytime I’ve said to somebody “By the way, you’re in my blog post today!” I get a strange look, it’s like a cross between “Oh shit.” and “Why do you hate me so much?”

 

On Sunday, we pretty much did absolutely nothing all morning. Even Mr. Bojangles slept in.

As Brian and I were laying across the bed, he said to me, “Every other family is out in the world, doing something exciting today. We’re not very active people.”

I knew exactly where this was coming from and I was disgusted! “Have you been comparing your life with people posting on Facebook…again?”

He slowly nodded.

“Ugh. Listen up, Brian. If you have 500 Facebook friends, and 10 of those friends say they’re going horseback riding with their families, 8 of them are posting pictures while on vacation, and 3 are trekking through the Andes in Peru with just enough cell phone coverage to brag about it, how many friends does that leave you with?”

“Can you repeat that?”

“The answer is a shitload. A shitload of friends are probably just laying across their beds like us, feeling like lazy pieces of shit. All better now?”

I didn’t stay to hear his answer, I went running because he’s right, we’re not active enough.

Tip: Run on dreary days, in the middle of nowhere, alone. Just thinking there could be a murderer waiting around the corner will raise your heart rate, thereby, creating more of a calorie burn.

I’m just learning to run, and so far I’ve been doing it on the treadmill, and treadmills have these handy-dandy things called shelves. So as I was running free-range style, I began to wonder what people do with their keys, water bottle, towel, phone, lipstick, and money (in case I literally run across a yard sale). I did the only thing I could think of:

I lifted up my boobs and stored everything underneath, like a saggy hatchback. Before kids, these puppies weren’t capable of securing anything more than a ballpoint pen and some bus change. sigh.

How was your weekend?

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Free Advice Friday! You want me to what?…camp?

Dear Kim,

I always turn to you with these “motha knows best”!
This week DH bought a huge 3 room tent?!?!? WTF???

DH :Honey the kids will love it!
Me :We never camp! Our idea of camping is the Hilton,honey, right!?!?!right?!?!

Well, Mr. Boy Scout took 3 hours to set this up today on our beach while I was shopping. Ugh. The kids came home and are so excited!

“We can camp on our beach! It will be so cool Mom!yeah!!!”

Please help! How can I make this tent more like home? Where do I get things for my tent? And I mean real comforts like outdoor down blankets, mattresses, and a small wine cooler.

I really need some tips here. The kids want to sleep out soon, and they’re really not old enough to be down there by themselves.

Please advise.

Camping in Comfort

 

 

Dear Campy,

I’ve only been camping once in my life, and boy was it rough! The water pressure was horrible, the continental breakfast was crappy, and the mini fridge barely reached above room temperature. *I just asked Brian which campground we stayed at, he said it was a Motel 6. close enough.

Personally, what I would do is hire a babysitter and make her sleep in the tent with the children. Of course, this is going to require you to tap into your kid’s college fund because today’s average babysitter charges more per hour than Yingtai, the lady who waxes my hoo-ha.

Side note: I remember one particular day, staring at a blurry Yingtai through a sheet of my own tears while hooking a leg behind my head and wondering “why doesn’t she just babysit kids instead?” Then I came home to mine. I get it now, Yingtai, sometimes waxing vaginas is just easier.

 

If you don’t have a sitter available, try communicating your comfort requirements to your family. I find that when dealing with young children or men, pictures are most effective.

I considered including a fireplace for chilly nights, but I thought it might be impractical.

Strike a deal, if they can meet all of your needs then you’ll gladly sleep in a dirty-ass tent. Granted, it’s not really a win-win situation, it’s more of a win -“this win sucks” win.

It took them a little over 3 years, but last month our kids finally saved up enough birthday money to purchase everything on my “Tent Demands” list. I thought for sure I’d have to camp out this summer, but when I asked “Do you have a backup generator for the espresso machine?” they just looked at each other and cried….and I made reservations at a 4-star hotel.

Look Campy, don’t let your family guilt you into camping, you do what makes you feel comfortable. And if anyone tries the “they’re only little once” line on you, well that’s BS! Ana has been little for 4 years now. In fact, I put her to bed last night and when she woke up this morning, guess what? she was still little. Sure, you’ll feel like shit when your kid is 36, living back home, and blames your lack of parental involvement for his divorce, but that’s a long ways off.

Now you go and rack up those Hyatt Regency guest points, girlfriend!

Kim

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