2011 Cupcake Vineyards Chardonnay $10.99
Wine Maker’s Notes:
We work hard to bring you the biggest, richest Chardonnay from California’s desirable Central Coast, where the sun drenched grapes create full and elegantly-textured wines. Decadent levels of butter, cream, bright citrus and vanilla melt into a balance of oak and subtle spice. In other words: Delicious. Serve chilled with crab cakes, seared Ahi tuna on waffle crackers or fresh-baked French bread and cheese.
Kim’s Notes: “Hey sexy, what’s a fine wine like you doing in a budget like mine?”
Dear Cupcake Vineyards,
First your yummy Cabernet, now this seductress?! It has everything I look for in a Chardonnay wine, it was buttery, oaky, and toasty. And while it was served at a temperature that could make nipples hard, it blanketed my tongue in a soft warmth that tucked me in and said “there, there, Kim, let me make it all better.”- and it did, dear Cupcake Vineyards, it did.
Each sip I took was like eating a tiny little pineapple upside down cake with all its creamy goodness, and I ate that cake SO HARD!
I have to say, it’s obvious to me that your winemakers are asking themselves the question “WWKD?” and for that, I am eternally grateful. And I hope you don’t mind, but I took the liberty of ordering some of those rubber “cause” bracelets to help remind them of their end goal.
WWKD?
I selected hot pink because it’s my favorite color and I think it fits in nicely with the whole “cupcake” theme you have going on, but I’m open to suggestions. In order to finalize my order, I’ll just need an employee count and a check to cover the costs (what? it’s a tax write-off for you).
Really, Cupcake, I want to thank you for creating wonderful wines at affordable prices, there are few combinations that turn me on more. And if you don’t know it already, I love you -but if you want to send me some free bottles, I could always love you a little bit more.
I look forward to trying and reviewing some of the other varieties that you’ve carefully crafted for my palate.
Yours truly,
Kim
www.oneclassymotha.com
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