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Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday! Hacienda Chardonnay 2011

 

Hacienda 2011 Chardonnay -$8.99

TheWineryOnline.com Notes – Bright yellow-gold color. Aromas of butter-cream and hints of freshly cut grass. Mid-palate opens with lots of butter-cream and hint of apple. The oak is well integrated and finish is smooth and silky. Food pairing: Salmon, Fried Chicken, Pasta w/ lemon-garlic sauce.

 

Kim’s Notes – “My Hacienda’s a rockin’, so don’t come a knockin’!”

Let me tell you how Hacienda and I met. It’s a boring story, but one that I can make interesting with a picture of Brian.

So Brian and I went to dinner at this new restaurant down the street. The menu looked great, but our waiter was a bumbling mess- no really, a mess. I swear it was his first night waiting tables…anywhere. No biggie, as long as he put the orders in correctly. And at least he wasn’t cooking.

Then it was time to order dessert, and dessert is serious business for us.

Me: Can we have the flourless chocolate cake but without the raspberry sauce? Can you substitute it with chocolate sauce?

Waiter: So you don’t want chocolate sauce?

Me: No, I don’t want raspberry sauce.

Waiter: Ok, so NO sauce.

Me: No, I want sauce, but can it be chocolate sauce?

Waiter: Ok, no raspberry sauce but you want chocolate sauce?

Me: Yes! (yelled way too excitedly). Or if the chef has ganache, could he use that? Could you ask him?

Waiter: Ganche? Sure. And don’t worry, I’m preparing it myself!

BOOM!

P.S. this was Brian’s honest to god reaction, I had my phone ready.

We ended up with chocolate sauce, not ganache. At least it wasn’t raspberry.

After dinner, we walked over to the wine store because they were having a tasting and tasting things is sorta my “thang”.

Apparently, the chocolate martini and glass of wine from dinner were kicking in because Brian said I pointed out my favorite bottle of wine like 3 times (Louis Martini, Cab. Napa, 2009). Then I asked the owner to select wines for me, specifically for my Cheapo Wino reviews. And as I stared into my wine fridge last night, it seems that Hacienda was one of them.

And that’s how Hacienda and I met.

Can I just tell you how lucky I feel?! It’s like going home with a guy one drunken night and finding out in the morning that he’s the man of your dreams- rarely happens (or so I’m told).

My formal review: I detected a slight twang when it initially touched my palate, but that was followed by a warm, oaky goodness that bitch slapped the encroaching apple flavor away. Mmm mmm. This wine pairs well with chocolate chips, microwave popcorn, and pork – or my favorite, chick flicks and an empty stomach.

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Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday! Alamos Red Blend

Alamos Red Blend 2011 – $11.99


Winemaker’s Notes: Dark berry fruit flavors, integrated with brown spice and vanilla oak characters that form a plush mouthfeel. The Tempranillo and Syrah grapes contribute bold, spicy flavors of blackberry and black pepper which marry well with the juicy dark cherry flavors of Bonarda and the deep plum flavors of the Malbec base. The addition of Cabernet Franc helps to balance the blend, as it melds with notes of warm brown spice to create a long, supple finish.

 

Kim Notes: “Mmmm…it was delicious both before and after the trash picking!”

First, let me address the elephant in the room- Yes, last week I said I was going to step outside of my comfort zone and try some new crazy stuff, something other than Cabernet Sauvignon. Ok, so this is another red wine, but at least it’s not a Cabernet Sauvignon. Baby steps, people, baby steps.

Moving on.

Recently, I read an article in the September 2013 issue of Wine Spectator (yes, I actually have a subscription) entitled “The Great Bottle Test” by James Laube. In it, he says that an indicator of how good a bottle of wine is, regardless of price, is if you’re tempted to drink the whole thing or not. I couldn’t agree more! There have been plenty of wines that I’ve rated as “Meh”, the reason…I didn’t care to drink the whole bottle. Don’t get me wrong, I may have finished the whole bottle but it was more of an effort than a true desire.

Ok, so anyway, the “trash picking” thing is a long story but I’ll only bore you with about two-thirds of it:

Collin was on his skateboard today and he fell off, skinning his knee pretty badly. I washed the wound with clean water… and consequently found out that clean water is the only thing I have in the way of emergency care.

As he was soaking in the tub (I made him sit in a tub full of water, with his clothes on, splashing water on his knee), I searched every cluttered cabinet we had and returned with a bottle of hydrogen peroxide that expired in 2009, some gauze leftover from the dog’s anal gland surgery, and a roll of black duct tape.

The duct tape made me feel resourceful, like a survivalist! The gauze just made me feel ashamed.

After bandaging the wound, I poured myself a glass of Alamos. YUM, YUMITY, YUM! It was full, well balanced,had a slight spice, and although it wasn’t overly oaky, the other flavors more than made up for it.

Then, as I was finishing my glass, I saw this Facebook message on my neighbor’s timeline:

Free stuff at the bottom of our driveway. We have a long board, helmets, knee pads, much more.

Talk about destiny! I grabbed the kids, the flashlights (it was late), and we hopped in the car. You better believe we snapped up those knee pads. I’m not an idiot, the universe wanted us to have them. We also grabbed a sled and some Barbie dolls- the universe is generous.

When we returned, I poured my second glass of wine and guess what? I still liked it! In fact, I had to stop myself from drinking the whole bottle! And that’s how you know it’s good! James Laube said so.

Go out and buy me some today!

 

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Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday! An Index Guide. You’re Welcome.

So last week, Brian came home with a bottle of Angeline Cabernet Sauvignon for me to review…and OMG, I almost did. Does this wine sound familiar to you? Well it should, I ALREADY REVIEWED IT! Jeez, I can’t imagine how pissed some of you would have been!

To keep you from potentially making the same mistake, I thought I’d create an index of the wines that we (meaning me) have already reviewed. I’ve also given a “thumbs up”, “thumbs down”, or “Meh” after each one, because we should all be selecting wine based on my palate. Oh, and if you enjoy blubbering elaboration, you can click on them to be taken to the original review.

*I suggest printing this page out and shoving it in your wallet, next to your therapist’s business card.

 

Red Wines

 

Horse Haven Hills (H3) Cabernet Sauvignon 2010 by Columbia Crest – thumbs up

Oracle Shiraz 2011 South Africa Coastal Region – thumbs down

2010 Horse Heaven HillsH3 Les Chevaux Red Wine – Meh

Cupcake Vineyards Red Velvet 2011 – thumbs up

2011 Rib Shack Red – thumbs up 9 (guest post)

2008 Crios de Susana Balbo Syrah-Bonarda – thumbs up

Fat bastard Pinot Noir – thumbs down down dooowwwn

Sledgehammer Zinfandel, North Coast California, 2010 – Meh

Hahn Estates California Pinot Noir 2011 – thumbs up

Josh Cellars Cabernet Sauvignon 2011 – thumbs up

Angeline Cabernet Sauvignon Alexander Valley 2011 – Meh

2010 Peirano Vineyards Petite Sirah Heritage Collection – Meh

Chateau Ste. Michelle Cabernet Sauvignon 2010 – thumbs up

Cruz Alta Mendoza Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon 2012 – Meh

Cline 2012 Ancient Vines Zinfandel – thumbs up

White Wines

2010 Columbia Valley Grand Estates Chardonnay – thumbs up

Cupcake Vineyards Sauvignon Blanc 2012 – thumbs up

Creme De Lys Chardonnay 2011 – Meh

Estancia Chardonnay, Monterey 2011 – thumbs up

Lindeman’s Bin 65 Chardonnay – thumbs down (guest post)

2011 Cupcake Vineyards Chardonnay – thumbs up

 

Wow, my reviews appear to be a little heavy on the red. I feel sorta bad about that for all of you white wine lovers out there. Tell you what, my new goal is to become a more well-rounded wine drinker, to step outside of my comfort zone, to try grapes that I’ve never heard of, to drink like no one’s watching. It’s important to have goals, you know.

Any suggestions?

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Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday! Cline, Red Zin

 

 

It’s Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday, because boob jobs aren’t cheap and you need to save your money somewhere! (psst, Lauren, your secret’s safe with me.)

Today’s selection:

 

Cline 2012 Ancient Vines Zinfandel – $14.99

Vintner’s Notes: To taste the depth and complexity of flavor of an ancient vine grape just before it is harvested is to understand why the wine made from them is so special. Ancient Vines Zinfandel has flavors of dark berries, coffee and chocolate with great vanilla oak character and a long lingering finish. This wine has it roots in the Cline family’s 80 to 100-year old vines in Oakley. From these historic holdings the wine has grown to include grapes sourced from California’s finest zinfandel regions.

Winemaker Notes: “Wonderful, fat strawberry, with coffee and chocolate characters. Ripe fruit and soft tannins make this a mouth-coating rich vintage.”

 

Kim’s Notes: “What’s behind door number 2? It’s a new car!”

 

There’s no question about it, this tasted like chewy car leather. But wait! ….I liked it. I wouldn’t go so far as to say it was a Mercedes or Lexus quality leather, but it definitely wasn’t pleather either.

 

I couldn’t help notice that nowhere in the winemaker’s notes did they mention leather, so I asked Brian to try it. He “claimed” he didn’t taste leather either. Bullshit! But I wasn’t really surprised, he never agrees with me on anything. Never ever. Here, allow me to prove my point:

 

This one time we were at our local Friendly’s Restaurant and I said to him, “Our waiter looks just like that actor Jake Gyllenhaal.”

 

“Would you like hot fudge on that?”

 

and he said, “No way. He couldn’t look less like Jake Gyllenhaal if he tried.” Then I said to the waiter, “Do people ever say you look like someone famous?” and he said, “Yes, everyone says I look like Jake Gyllenhaal.”

 

When the waiter walked away, Brian turned to me and whispered, “Who’s Jake Gyllenhaal anyway?” ARE YOU KIDDING ME? He disagreed with me without even knowing who the actor was?!!! So I pulled Jake’s picture out of my wallet and he says,”Yup, looks nothing like him.” I swear he does this for sport. This is just one of the reasons I drink, people.

 

Anyway, back to the wine. It tastes like leather, but in a good, oaky way. And it has a nice firm body that pairs nicely with hot dogs, handfuls of chocolate chips, and the general family bitching that occurs around bedtime. Buy some today!

 

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