As you may remember, about three months ago I made the tough decision to stop paying for eyelash extensions. It simply wasn’t economical. Besides, the time I spent laying on the table and gossiping about my neighbor could have been better spent shopping for affordable, yet delicious, wines. So before the last extension had a chance to fall from my lid, I established a Kickstarter campaign to support the growth & development of my natural eyelashes through Latisse Therapy. I spent the better part of Friday photographing my progress and emailing my investors.
I’m a little concerned the Latisse might be making my blue eyes brown. I don’t mind the stinging so much, it reminds me I have eyes.
On Saturday, I took Ana to ANOTHER god-forsaken Pump It Up birthday party. I swear, I’m thisclose to keeping a toothbrush there and asking for my own drawer.
Take a close look at the picture above. I was just standing there, telling someone how I thought the Pump It up mascot looked like he was on an operation table with his innards exposed when…
someone pulled the plug!
That fcker was flatlining right before my eyes!
There was screaming and crying, and kids being eaten by collapsing stairs. But then emergency balloons were handed out and everyone was fine.
Sunday was jammed packed with activity!
First we went to a Chocolate Festival held at our local high school.
It was Hell on Earth. I’m surprised the chocolate didn’t melt.
Crowed. Unorganized. Chaos. And no napkins…
People were licking their fingers and touching everything and everyone. It was like a breeding ground for the most delicious virus you’ve ever tasted.
We stayed 20 minutes, and that’s only because it took us 10 minutes to wash our hands until we felt clean.
After that disaster, we went to see The Lego Movie.
Ana: third row, center seat.
It was a fabulous movie! However, Ana kept asking me, “Is it almost over yet?” Sadly, anticipating her expiration put a little damper on my enjoyment, much like riding a roller coaster with Brian does- “Oh my god! I’m going to barf! Here it comes! oh my god! oh my god!…”
When we exited the theater, our cars were covered in snow! We did NOT see that coming.
Driving home, Brian suggested we stop off for dinner and wait for the snow to stop.
Oh yes, he said, the snow will most certainly stop.
It did not.
At least the beer from dinner calmed my nerves for the ride home.
And how was your weekend?
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