I know I missed Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday and it just breaks my little heart to think about my readers and their collective disappointment, but here’s what happened:
As I was rummaging through the fridge on Tuesday night, I found all the makings of a Chocolate Martini hidden behind some well-expired leftovers and a few cartons of hardly consumed, nutrient filled, healthy crap, green juice. What lay before me was a horrifying barrier to all that was good and delicious, but I couldn’t let that deter me! Answer me this, if you found a diamond ring in the middle of your dog’s shit, would you say “That’s disgusting! I’m not pulling that out!” NO! You hose that bitch off and wear it!
Anywhoo, to make it up to you I…are you ready for this?…created a whole page dedicated to my favorite cheapo wines! Go on, look up on my navigation bar.
Simply click the navigation bar or the big ass button below, print out the page, and go shopping! *Remember, Cheapo Winos always negotiate a 10% discount on the purchase of 3 or more bottles.
Have you bought your Lovie Dovie a Valentine’s Day gift yet? If not, stop by my sponsor’s site www.GiftsForYouNow.com , they carry unique & awesome personalized gifts. Check out this mug:
Read this and tell me it’s not clever:
“…If they have the Barcode App downloaded on their phone, they can scan the Barcode and receive a special message from you! Choose from any of our secret messages and turn this Coffee Mug into a wonderful Valentine’s Day Gift from the heart.”
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