I’m a firm believer of the old adage “try it before you buy it”, and I don’t care what it is. Ice cream shop, ask for a spoon. A wine bar, ask for a sip. A book store, read a chapter while sitting in their bathroom stall. A restaurant,…well, you can’t really ask the chef to prepare a bite for you (that would be weird), but what you can do is look around the restaurant for someone eating what you’re thinking of ordering, and ask for a taste. However, DO NOT take more than 1 square inch of food, because that’s rude.
Yesterday, I decided to head out to research some of our upcoming household purchases. We’re currently in need of a stainless steel refrigerator, some outdoor furniture, and a new toilet for the upstairs bathroom. By the way, Brian won’t agree with any of this.
*Brian’s motto: If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. And if it is broke, learn to live without it.
So I bribed Ana with the promise of purchasing a “cooperation” toy, and we drove out toward Lowes. On our way there, I ordered a pizza for delivery.
Pizza Guy: Your address?
Me: Lowes, the Outdoor Living department. Second table on your left.
That’s right, I ordered a pizza. Why, you ask? Well, we love to spend our summer evenings eating outdoors and I rarely cook and TRY IT BEFORE YOU BUY IT.
Ana and I both loved the look and feel of the tiles, however, I found that the uneven surface made my wine glass wobble a little bit, making me extremely uncomfortable. Granted, the customers gawking at us didn’t help. I bet this is how celebrities feel when they’re eating out.
After lunch we walked over to the appliance section to see if the leftover pizza and wine would fit in the stainless steel refrigerator that I had my eye on.
Damn it, the wine won’t fit. I guess it’s not meant to be GE.
HOLY SHIT! A dedicated wine holder! Wrap it up!
After eating and storing our food (and my wine) in our new fridge, it was time to check out the toilets.
Ana says “Urine for a real treat with this toilet seat! It’s Craptastic!”
It took her 5 toilets before she finally settled on this one- So remember, TRY IT BEFORE YOU BUY IT!
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