Valentine’s Day is quickly approaching and, if you’re anything like me, you’ve already spent a shitload of money this month on eating out, hair foils, and Girl Scout cookies. So when I asked Brian what he wanted for Valentine’s, his response was “For you not to spend any more money.” Hmm, toughy.
Now I’m not very romantic (hell, I traded in my engagement diamond for a bigger one and I totally forgot where I put my wedding dress until I came across it when we moved) but I do like to acknowledge the holidays. So I started thinking “what would my husband like that wouldn’t cost any real money?”
Today, I’m going to give your 3 Valentine ideas that your husband will love without costing you a dime. I suggest that you present each gift as a personally photographed, handwritten card, and print it on recylced paper, like the back of your marriage certificate to give it that extra touch. (I used www.picmonkey.com to edit my photos, free and easy
Here, let me share my cards as a way to inspire you and give you some ideas.
Idea #1 – Shave your legs: Because nothing screams “special occassion” like having lady legs.
My card:
Idea #2 – Dinner: Because not having to forage for food is a real turn on for men.
Idea #3 – Sex – Because…you don’t need a ‘because’. Men are simple. In fact, you could probably make this Idea #1 and forget the rest.
(yes, that’s really my nightie. and yes, I was as stunned as you when I found it in my drawer)
Because I’ve committed myself to shaved legs, dinner, and sex, I went out and got a vitamin E shot in preparation…thank god this trifecta only happens once a year.
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