We went to our neighborhood Pig Roast on Saturday. It was a lovely event and I would have enjoyed myself more if I wasn’t so stressed about the following…
We were going to a party
where there’d be lots to do
so I asked darling Ana
to go pee and to go poo.
;
She refused my request
and walked out the door
when we got to the party
I asked her some more.
;
In line for the bungee
she said she was fine
but I knew she hadn’t pottied
in such a long time.
Next was the moonbounce
and I begged her to wee
her look said “you asshole,
I don’t have to pee!”
Waiting for face painting
I bribed her to go
but she glared at the cookie
and shook her head “NO”
(bitch)
When I finally gave up,
’cause she just wouldn’t piss,
I heard a tinkling sound
and sadly saw this…
The End.
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