So the other day I was gathering together a bunch of books that Ana no longer reads (we have waaaay too many) and I got to thinking, “Candy Ass (positive self-talk), there’s got to be another use for these books. You’re smart, resourceful, sexy, and humble, surely you can think of something.”
Not one to waste anything, except time and money, I found a solution…re-edit those books to tell completely new stories! You can do this by simply typing up new text, printing it out, and gluing the paper directly on top of the author’s original words. *selling these “new books” might result in a lawsuit. so don’t.
Think about the creative freedom! Now you can create stories to suit the needs of your family, using the warm and familiar characters they know and love. Here are just some of the topics you can cover:
Addressing manners…
Where our food comes from…
The importance of common sense…
Awkward and sensitive family situations…
But don’t limit yourself to repurposing books solely for the children. Even adults can find comfort in these characters. What a great way to help a friend through some of life’s tougher moments!
I’m off now to repurpose Snow White. It’s mostly the same, except when the heartbroken prince wakes her up with a kiss, she tells him that her mani/pedi was $150 and he says he doesn’t care because he’s just glad that she’s not dead anymore. I’m reading it to Brian tonight.
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