پاکستان میں Mostbet com ویب سائٹ ملاحظہ کریں، اور آپ یقینی طور پر کھیلوں پر شرط لگانے یا آن لائن کیسینو میں کھیلنے کے لیے یہاں واپس آنا چاہیں گے۔ کھیلوں کے شائقین کو ایونٹس کے ایک بڑے انتخاب، مختلف پروموشنز اور بونسز، مفت بیٹس، مفت گھماؤ اور زیادہ مشکلات تک رسائی حاصل ہے۔ اور کھیل کو مزید آسان بنانے کے لیے، ہم نے ایک موبائل ایپلیکیشن تیار کی ہے جسے آپ آسانی سے اپنے فون پر انسٹال کر سکتے ہیں۔

Random Snippets

Here’s a random snippet from my life. Of course the term “interesting” is really dependent on how boring your day is so far. But we can all agree it’s random.

 

Once, I went a whole summer doing my own nails with one of those Acrylic Nail At Home Kits. They looked lumpy, bumpy, and god awful but it saved me a few bucks. Of course the quality of the materials was sub-par and as a result I kept shedding nail tips all over town. I didn’t mind that so much until it started to interfere with the two jobs I had that summer.

My first job was a shampoo girl at a hair salon. My acrylic nails would constantly lift at the cuticle and they always got stuck in a customer’s hair while I was washing out their perm. There’s nothing like being attached to the scalp of another person and needing 10 minutes to untangle your hands. Trust me when I tell you it’s awkward for everyone. At the time I blamed the perm solution for breaking down the glue and not the technician (me).

I eventually lost that job, not because of my little nail problem but because I never showed up for my 7 am shift until 11 am. And apparently “c’mon, it’s summer, relax” was an inappropriate response during our little “sit down”.

My second job was at Candy Kitchen. When a customer ordered candy we would use a tiny piece of tissue paper to reach in and grab it from the tub. Unfortunately, every time I pulled my hand out I was missing a nail..or nails. Normally I could locate and retrieve my nails quickly without anyone noticing. However, that summer I loved me some red nail polish and the customers, unfortunately, loved themselves some Red Swedish Fish. Needless to say, the digging through the red fish took a considerable amount of time and my problem soon became obvious to management. Turns out I was violating some kind of health code.

But I’m happy to say I didn’t get fired. Instead, I was instructed to wear latex gloves whenever I was working at the counter. Of course I was the only employee wearing them so customers probably thought I had scabies or something. Explains my short lines.

I actually ended up quitting that job when they wanted me to work on the 4th of July (Oh Hell No!). I had my friend call my manager and tell her that I got hit in the head with a boogie board while in the ocean untangling a dolphin from a tuna net.

“Sadly Kim can no longer properly calculate the weight of candy or count accurate change from a register. But she did save a dolphin’s life today so it wasn’t all for nothing. She did good. She did real good.”

I love and hate that this story is completely true.

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